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I don't get the saints row roulette, what are you supposed to do there, the instructions aren't really that clear, thanks in advance

Anonymous

I added my interpretation.

Your collection is awesome! I’ve been holding onto this for awhile, and I figure here is as good a place as any to release it into the interwebs.
Rollnfap: Thanks for the praise and the submission :)
After receiving some questions, I decided to try to rewrite/reword the instructions to aid comprehension.
First, choose your clothes to play in from the list and open Saints Row 3. Then roll for your starting location and move your character to that location. You must move from your starting location to each of the locations in the list above yours to Shaundi’s apartment. You must move on foot (no vehicles).
When you reach a location, you must visit a clothing shop in that area and re-roll your outfit. 
If you encounter any opposing gang member you will flip a coin to determine how the encounter plays out. If the coin comes up heads, pound yourself orally, if tails then anally. 
If you encounter a gang operations, then you will do a humiliation roll, then both oral and anal, and then a gang finish roll.
You are not allowed to clean up until you reach Shaundi’s apartment or decide to become a gang’s cumslut.

Your collection is awesome! I’ve been holding onto this for awhile, and I figure here is as good a place as any to release it into the interwebs.

Rollnfap: Thanks for the praise and the submission :)

After receiving some questions, I decided to try to rewrite/reword the instructions to aid comprehension.

First, choose your clothes to play in from the list and open Saints Row 3. Then roll for your starting location and move your character to that location. You must move from your starting location to each of the locations in the list above yours to Shaundi’s apartment. You must move on foot (no vehicles).

When you reach a location, you must visit a clothing shop in that area and re-roll your outfit. 

If you encounter any opposing gang member you will flip a coin to determine how the encounter plays out. If the coin comes up heads, pound yourself orally, if tails then anally. 

If you encounter a gang operations, then you will do a humiliation roll, then both oral and anal, and then a gang finish roll.

You are not allowed to clean up until you reach Shaundi’s apartment or decide to become a gang’s cumslut.

okay so i just saw a fap roulette that said to put a tampon in your ass and I just wanted to let you know that isn't safe from my understanding because of chemicals and shit.

Anonymous

I don’t know which fap roulette you’re talking about, or the specific directions given, however to the best of my knowledge, which is supported by some basic googling, the risk with tampons for ladies is toxic shock syndrome which comes from having something absorbent in place for a long period of time. I would assume that for most masturbatory purposes a man would use it for a significantly shorter time than a woman, and thus shouldn’t be too worried. But hey, if it’s something someone is worried about, don’t do it :P And if anyone well educated in such matters has some advice, that would be appreciated to add onto that post or to remove that post entirely if needed.

This is a fantastic (in my opinion) labyrinth recently submitted to me. The full game is located at the link below due to some of the slides containing some loli content. It is also unisex friendly.

The Path to the Pokemon League